CARMINA: What would it take to get you into these?
RONAN: …Someone really hot wearing them?
CARMINA: HAHAHA!
RONAN: That… tends to be my policy on underwear.
CARMINA: These undies are for your gender, you know. So, David Beckham in lace tighty-whities would be a yes?
RONAN: They’re for DUDES?
CARMINA: Hello!!?? Do you not see the flap?
RONAN: Don’t ask me to decipher what’s going on in those photos!
CARMINA: What would the purpose be otherwise?
RONAN: I see lace and my brain stops functioning. Well, my assessment is not gender transferable. These would be a dealbreaker on a dude. I would seriously question the judgment of any man who would slip into such lacy atrocities. Wouldn’t you?
CARMINA: I guess these belong under the Visual Kei skirt.

CARMINA: Ok, what’s going on here?
RONAN: Well, the fronts looked suspicious, but they’re bizarre looking anyway. Who am I to question these Gothic Lolita disasters?
CARMINA: What is the purpose of the cigarettes? The horizontal opening held together by two bows?
RONAN: I shudder to think. I can’t get excited about undies, even with cigarettes and lace.
CARMINA: Not even these??

RONAN: Where in god’s name do you dig up these things?
CARMINA: In my closet!
RONAN: So you’re a girl that wears guy’s panties that look like they’re for girls. I’m so confused right now.
CARMINA: Actually, these ones are girl’s panties. And I’m joking – you know what I really wear.
RONAN: I know, I know. Nothing, sometimes!
CARMINA: SOMETIMES?
RONAN: hahahah

CARMINA: Finally, what do we think of these? They look like they’d itch.
RONAN: My chest is itchy.
CARMINA: Huh? Did you just shave?