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LA CARMINA'S EARLIEST WORKS: CHILDHOOD FUNNY CURSIVE WRITING, ANIMAL DRAWINGS, STORY & MATH BOOKS MADE BY KID.


LA CARMINA'S EARLIEST WORKS: CHILDHOOD FUNNY CURSIVE WRITING, ANIMAL DRAWINGS, STORY & MATH BOOKS MADE BY KID, rare works by cute yummy time author, prodigy writer, book deals at young age, bloggers with publishing contracts

Time for another edition of The Early Works! I’m happy you liked my previous post with surreal and slightly pornographic cat drawings (made by my twisted childhood self). I am obviously an only child: I had a “Go-Go Gang” of stuffed animals piled into a wagon — and I imagined that they went on Kerouac-style road trips. Hollywood’s a hot destination, but why would I want to take trips “to Alberta” and “to see cattle”?

LA CARMINA'S EARLIEST WORKS: CHILDHOOD FUNNY CURSIVE WRITING, ANIMAL DRAWINGS, STORY & MATH BOOKS MADE BY KID, rare works by cute yummy time author, prodigy writer, book deals at young age, bloggers with publishing contracts

The gang took “fun v.a.c.a.t.i.o.n.s” by three means of transport: cat trailer, pop plane, and whiz car. (Can someone please invent one of these already??) Back then, I imagined I had a husband named “Twinkle the entertainer” and that our baby was a girl dog. Now, I have an earless kitty for a son and my husband is… no comment.

LA CARMINA'S EARLIEST WORKS: CHILDHOOD FUNNY CURSIVE WRITING, ANIMAL DRAWINGS, STORY & MATH BOOKS MADE BY KID, rare works by cute yummy time author, prodigy writer, book deals at young age, bloggers with publishing contracts

Nerd alert! I took Kumon, the Asian math program. And to make matters more embarrassing, I replicated the format of the daily homework… with questions about cat and mice.

LA CARMINA'S EARLIEST WORKS: CHILDHOOD FUNNY CURSIVE WRITING, ANIMAL DRAWINGS, STORY & MATH BOOKS MADE BY KID, rare works by cute yummy time author, prodigy writer, book deals at young age, bloggers with publishing contracts

I doodled everywhere — especially in Chinese restaurants. (In the 80s, we didn’t have Gameboys you know…) Here’s a “mirror drawing” remnant with images that belong in a mental institution.

LA CARMINA'S EARLIEST WORKS: CHILDHOOD FUNNY CURSIVE WRITING, ANIMAL DRAWINGS, STORY & MATH BOOKS MADE BY KID, rare works by cute yummy time author, prodigy writer, book deals at young age, bloggers with publishing contracts

Finally… my first cookbook wasn’t Cute Yummy Time (out October 6th… ahhh!) It was something I wrote on Post-It Notes in the early 90s. Wow, my spelling sucked; I spelled “chochocolate” like a stammerer!

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  • Allison

    Hmmm “sea attle”…. Maybe it was “Seattle” instead of “see cattle”? XD

  • Jess

    Haha all those old drawings and books are great. I love to look back at what I wrote as a kid and laugh at the crazy ideas I had. Though I don't think I ever came up with such a funny story as having a baby in the north pole. I guess you have always been a very creative person. ^_^

  • http://craftyminx.vox.com/ M.E.

    I also initially read it as “Sea attle.”

    This post is KILLING ME WITH THE CUTE. :D :D :D

  • Allison

    Hmmm “sea attle”…. Maybe it was “Seattle” instead of “see cattle”? XD

    • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

      I think you are totally correct. Ha, I can’t interpret my own (past) handwriting!!

  • Jess

    Haha all those old drawings and books are great. I love to look back at what I wrote as a kid and laugh at the crazy ideas I had. Though I don’t think I ever came up with such a funny story as having a baby in the north pole. I guess you have always been a very creative person. ^_^

    • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

      Creative… or weirddddd hahah! ;)

  • http://craftyminx.vox.com/ M.E.

    I also initially read it as “Sea attle.”

    This post is KILLING ME WITH THE CUTE. :D :D :D

    • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

      Killing you cutely with this post, killing you cuteeellllly with this post…

      There are a lot more cute things ahead ahhh, watch out!

  • http://hibari-sensei.livejournal.com/ Jen

    OMG, the cat and mouse math problems are awesome! (I did Kumon in middle school.) Thanks for sharing.

  • inside out banan

    aww!!
    its soo cute!!
    i luvit!!

  • stillprince

    Wow I can't believe you kept all of that stuff… it's kinda cute xD
    I don't have any of my stuff from elementary LOL

  • tpauxito

    xD
    amazing that stuff still exist

  • Thomas

    Perhaps See Cattle was an attempt at Seattle? It is really cute though!

  • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

    I think you are totally correct. Ha, I can't interpret my own (past) handwriting!!

  • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

    Creative… or weirddddd hahah! ;)

  • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

    Killing you cutely with this post, killing you cuteeellllly with this post…

    There are a lot more cute things ahead ahhh, watch out!

  • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

    I hated Kumon so much that I created a cheat system… I saved the old tests and copied the answers, and also got my hands on a teacher's answer book…. hahaha.

  • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

    Only child… parents keep everything… I do the same for Basil Farrow… haha

  • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

    Very well preserved too.

  • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

    I think you are right!! Hahah that makes more sense and is only slightly less odd.

  • http://hibari-sensei.livejournal.com/ Jen

    OMG, the cat and mouse math problems are awesome! (I did Kumon in middle school.) Thanks for sharing.

    • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

      I hated Kumon so much that I created a cheat system… I saved the old tests and copied the answers, and also got my hands on a teacher’s answer book…. hahaha.

  • inside out banan

    aww!!
    its soo cute!!
    i luvit!!

  • stillprince

    Wow I can’t believe you kept all of that stuff… it’s kinda cute xD
    I don’t have any of my stuff from elementary LOL

    • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

      Only child… parents keep everything… I do the same for Basil Farrow… haha

  • tpauxito

    xD
    amazing that stuff still exist

    • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

      Very well preserved too.

  • Thomas

    Perhaps See Cattle was an attempt at Seattle? It is really cute though!

    • http://www.lacarmina.com lacarmina

      I think you are right!! Hahah that makes more sense and is only slightly less odd.

  • moon maiden 90

    haha so cute! lol
    I used to write little recipes on things too, although my spelling was weird because when I was first learning to write things, the school had me right with symbols over top of certain letters to help show their sound.
    so some A's had dots over top…some had little swoops…it just depended on how It sounded.
    It was really hard for other people 2 understand! lol

  • moon maiden 90

    haha so cute! lol
    I used to write little recipes on things too, although my spelling was weird because when I was first learning to write things, the school had me right with symbols over top of certain letters to help show their sound.
    so some A’s had dots over top…some had little swoops…it just depended on how It sounded.
    It was really hard for other people 2 understand! lol

  • chaoticLady

    sooo cute:)

  • chaoticLady

    sooo cute:)

  • chaoticLady

    sooo cute:)