We sewed a man’s lips shut on German TV! Lip sewing body modification, Joko & Klaas in Vancouver.

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A meditative moment at the beach? Not quite. I’m surrounded by TV crew cameras, and about to force a German man to stitch his mouth together with needle and thread.

I appeared on the popular TV show “Joko und Klaas” or “Circus HalliGalli,” which aired last week on Pro Sieben network. Our body modification episode got a lot of stunned tweets from viewers in Germany. What was so shocking about it?

Lip sewing on German TV! Lips sewn shut, body… by lacarmina

Watch the “Joko in Kanada” video clip, featuring La Carmina, First Mate Naomi, and body mod artist Russ Foxx… if you dare.

grunge plaid dress

For the shoot, I wore a Miho Matsuda plaid dress from Closet Child, a Danier leather jacket, and Demonia shoes. My hair color and crimped/rolled style is the work of Stephanie Hoy, at Avant Garde hair in Yaletown.

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You may recall that we Pirates previously worked with Joko und Klaas, on a bagelhead forehead inflation challenge filmed in Tokyo, Japan. The episode was such a hit that they wanted to do another show with us.

Our TV production company pitched a few crazy ideas, and the one involving lip-sewing in Vancouver stuck. Naomi and I took charge of arranging, casting and coordinating the episode (as well as hosting it).

tv news interview, local reporter

The night Naomi arrived, tragedy struck. Her hotel was set on fire, and my car window was smashed with a giant rock by a crazy random person. Nobody was hurt, but we were left with quite the shock. On the bright side: the Vancouver Global TV news team decided to interview me about my harrowing experience.

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At least my life-long goal of being a hysterical eyewitness on the news has been fulfilled. How funny that I looked like this on camera.

wreck beach, acadia beach vancouver

We kicked off the German TV shoot at gorgeous Acadia Beach. (The filming took two days in June, in various Vancouver BC locations.)

Duell um die Welt, kanada

The concept of “Duell um die Welt”: Joko and Klaas challenge each other to insane tasks around the world. Relaxing by the ocean, Joko thinks he’s off the hook.

Joko in Kanada, Der König der Freaks

But an Asian horror doll creeps up on him… in the video, you can see how I gave Joko a mighty scare!

travel tv filming, pro sieben, germany

Before each take, the director gave us a general idea of the narrative, but we improvised all the lines. The sound boom microphone went back and forth between us as we spoke. We did it a few times, from a few different angles, and then moved on.

joko winterscheidt, tv host

With this landscape as our backdrop, it’s easy to make the shots look good.

deutscher Moderator tv, joko klaas

The 8-person crew (plus Naomi and me) piled into the rental van, and we stopped by Granville Island. I showed Joko the beauty of the marina.

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Gotta work the body to get the shot! (Photos in this post by First Mate Naomi.)

granville island, joko klaas vancouver kanada

We hammed it up — ohohoh! Muahaha! So far, life is a laugh for Joko. He has no idea what’s coming for him…

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Getting direction at the Gastown steam clock. You can tell I’m enjoying my TV presenting work.

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It was fun to show Joko the tourist-y parts of my hometown. When the clock struck the hour, the steam blew and we danced around in joy.

gassy jack statue, downtown vancouver

In front of the Gassy Jack statue, there were inevitably gas jokes.

pan pacific place vancouver tv

No, that’s not a stalker. It’s how we film walk-and-talk scenes, this time at Pan Pacific.

downtown vancouver tv show shoot

In all, this ended up being a good travel overview of Vancouver. We finished downtown, at Robson Street. Joko did a somersault in the crosswalk.

pro sieben cameraman

Everyone worked quickly and was easygoing — a nice change from the frantic attitude of some TV productions.

la carmina hosting tv show

However, when night falls, I am not such a nice girl. We reunited with Naomi by the dumpster in a dark alley. She told him, Klaas sent her to deliver a challenge.

russ foxx, extreme body mods studio

Can anything beat a bagelhead? I think we did. We sent Joko to the studio of Russ Foxx… to get lips stitched shut!

Körper-Modellierer Russ Foxx, body mod artist

If you’ll recall from my HuffPost interview, Russ is a body modification artist based in Vancouver. He made a theatrical entrance that scared the daylights out of Joko.

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Lip sewing is an extreme body mod that should only be done by an experienced artist like Russ. Why stitch your lips together? Some do it as a fetish, or to reflect and self-test, or for performance. I’ve seen people with sewn eyelids and mouths firsthand in Prague and Tokyo party scenes.

Joko Winterscheidt ließ sich mit Nadel und Faden den Mund zunähen

Russ Foxx made six stitches in total, without anesthetic. He used the utmost precision and sanitation measures, and walked Joko through each step.

lip sewing, sewn mouth

The sewing hurts, as much as six lip piercings would. Here’s the finished result. (Wonder why my friend is suddenly speechless…)

vancouver goth party poster

For the final scene, we threw an impromptu underground party. None of this would have been possible without Isaac, master of Sin City Fetish night, who pulled together the venue and crowd in record time. Naomi made the poster above for “Spooky Saturday.”

the waldorf, vancouver bar nightclub

I’m so grateful to everyone who came to The Waldorf to party with us, and be on German TV. Thank you for always supporting me.

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DJ Evilyn got people dancing.

sin city party vancouver clubbing

I felt bad because the TV shoot ran late, and we couldn’t get to the party until around 1am. Still, there was a grinding crowd and lots of latex outfits!

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For the closing scene, we all sang the Crash Test Dummies song, “Mmm mmm mmm mmm.” With his Miffy-mouth, Joko was barely able to hum along.

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That’s a wrap! Russ removed Joko’s stitches — you can only keep them in for a few hours — and all was well in the universe again.

Have you heard about the lip sewing body mod before? If you have opinion or questions about it, I invite you to leave a comment and we can discuss.

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I hope you enjoyed our latest TV work! Please take a minute to watch it on Dailymotion, and let me know what you think. Thanks to all the German newspapers who wrote about our episode, including Focus, Bild, and

joko und klaas, Circus HalliGalli

PS: if you’re interested in working with La Carmina & The Pirates, we offer TV coordination, production, casting and hosting services, in Tokyo and worldwide. We’ve worked with National Geographic, Food Network, Travel Channel, Discovery, NHK and more (all clips and details here.)

PPS: Off to Japan soon! We’ve confirmed a new TV job, shooting in Tokyo this December. Stay tuned to my site for casting announcements; we’d love for you to join the fun.