MERRY HEAVY METAL NIGHTMARE BEFORE DIX-MAS! TWISTED SISTER 12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS SPOOF SONG LYRICS, HOHNER MELODICA PIPER.
Merry Dix-mas! Happy Nightmare Before XXXmas! The Adventure Team made an impromptu pit stop at one of my favorite music stores in the world: Amoeba Records on Sunset Boulevard in LA. The indie music mecca has a vast used selection, $1 vinyls and cassettes, and a hilarious “Death Metal” section in the back left (those bands have some of the most ai-yah names on the planet!). Ementhy picked up a certain gem known as Twisted Sister’s Twisted Christmas, which is exactly what you’d expect. An R-rated headbanger’s twist on your favorite Yuletide carols. The best track is Heavy Metal Christmas — come scream along with us!
On my heavy metal Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve silver crosses
Eleven black mascaras
Ten pairs of platforms
Nine tattered t-shirts
Eight pentagrams
Seven leather jackets
Six cans of hairspray
Five skull earrings
Four quarts of Jack
Three studded belts
Two pairs of spandex pants
And a tattoo of Ozzy!
And a bonus gift for you: three Lemons piping on a Hohner melodica! Preferrably wrapped up all snug in my bed, while visions of… ermmm… dance in our heads.
Another bonus: Basil Farrow, his grandma (Mia Farrow) and mommy (La Carmina) are featured in Mediabistro’s publishing industry blog Galleycat.
MERRY HEAVY METAL NIGHTMARE BEFORE DIX-MAS, DARKLINGS!!
Song of the Day #269: Twisted Sister – Heavy Metal Christmas (The Twelve Days of Christmas) (We were blasting this as we drove to Hyaena Gallery — and Bill is a fan of the album too!)
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